Family Treasure

The joke plays on the idea that the family members are difficult to locate, like buried treasure. It's a funny way to say that the family is hard to get a hold of or always out of reach.

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• I love my family when they're buried alive.
• I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
• Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
• Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.