Red jokes

What is red and looks like a zebra?

My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU

I'm pretty socially awkward when talking to girls, so I watched a video on how to keep conversations going.

The guy said to try and find things that remind you of something else and talk about that. For example, "that oak tree over there reminds me of the one we used to climb in my backyard as a kid. It used to be so much fun... and so on."

So next time I was having a conversation with a girl, I saw a red truck. So I said, "that red truck reminds me of the time my house burned down when I was 6." She said, "oh, and the fire trucks came to your house?" And I said, "no, I was getting molested in a red truck when my house burned down."

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?

So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.

Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.

How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

I’m breaking up with you, bitch.

What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?

The baby you just feed nails to.

Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."

My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.

It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.

What is black and white and red all over?

Answer: A newspaper.

That is what my 3-year-old told me.

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.

What's black, white, and red all over?

A nun in a blender.