Red jokes
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."