What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
Red Jokes
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
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Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
Why is the sun red today?
The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
Jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool. Then Jack came in and asked Jill if she wanted to ride in his new car. She said, "I have to think." Then Jack said, "At least let me buy you a drink." After 5 drinks, he asked again. This time she said yes, so they got in the car and Jack and Jill rode up a hill to Jack's home. Then Jack said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise!" So Jack lead Jill to his room then said, "Open your eyes!" So Jill opened her eyes, then Jack got them some red wine. Jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and Jack said, "I know you wanna." She said, "No way!" So Jack gave her one more drink, then she passed out. Then Jack ripped all his clothes off. Then he did the same to Jill. Then he did it till 3am.
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
Whatโs red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
When red do be sus, though.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
