Red jokes
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:
Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
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