Red jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
roses are red coal needs to burn i masterbated and it started to burn
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
Today my idiot brother screamed, "Ahhhhh, I'm dead!" But it wasn't really, so I decided to make it a reality until my sister came...
AND HELPED ME! - for once, but then two minutes later my mom showed up. We killed him right in front of her, and she screamed! "Donuts and pizza for you and more if you go to Mrs. Roberts' house and say hi and bye to Daddy!!!!!" And she hands us both a sharp tool, and I say, "What about Tommy??!!! Aren't you MAD!!!!!!!" Then she replied, "Who's THAT!!??? Coz he ain't mine. His name is Tommy, Tommy Roberts."
So then me and my sister visit Mrs. Roberts, and she said, "Oh, this isn't anything important. Go home!" So then my sister and I say hi! and do a countdown. After that my Nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR, MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL! 😊😊😊 But then the police question us where daddy was, so then Mom said....................... oh he's moved on! So then the police officer was like, "Ahem, ma'm where!" SO THEN I BELLOWED.......................... UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either🧐 i will ask my neibour nessy she'll obviously say YES or ill........................................
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What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.