Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Red Jokes
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
