Red jokes

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.

Roses are red, I reload fast...

I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!

What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.

What is black, white, and red all over?

My third wife.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

These jokes are old, come up with something new!

Q: What's red during puberty?

A: The blood on my hands.

What is red, pink, and goes round and round?

A baby in a blender.

What is green, brown, and goes round and round?

The same baby 3 weeks later.

What's an Indian's favorite store?

Red Dot.

What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?

Babies in a blender.

Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!

I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.

Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!