Red jokes

Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.

What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.

Roses are red, I reload fast...

I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!

What is black, white, and red all over?

My third wife.

What's an Indian's favorite store?

Red Dot.

Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.

Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!

I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

(meaning sad)

Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!

Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.

What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?

Babies in a blender.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What's red during puberty?

A: The blood on my hands.

I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.

What is red, pink, and goes round and round?

A baby in a blender.

What is green, brown, and goes round and round?

The same baby 3 weeks later.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.