Red jokes
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
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