Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Roses are red violets are blue when i saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
Roses are red I sniff marijuana I have five fingers The middle one is for your vagina
roses are red violets are blue...i fucked your mothers ass and she had you
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
What's wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour
~babies in a blender 😌
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
What's an indians favorite store?
Red dot
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
