Red jokes
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
What did I do with the internet?
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Three girls were lined up for execution. The black-haired one, being the smart one, turned around and yelled, "Tornado!"
Everyone panicked, and she escaped. The red-headed one, following her example, shouted as the executioners got back, "Hurricane!"
The red-headed friend escaped too. Now, it was the blonde's turn. Following both her friends, she turned to the executioners and yelled:
"Fire!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.