Red jokes

Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

I expect nothing and still get let down!

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?

A penguin falling down the stairs.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.

Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.

Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.

What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.

The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"

Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"

Roses are red.

Grass is green.

I think of you sucking my peen.

What’s red, blonde, and wet?

Saskia in grain.

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.