What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.