Red jokes

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?

A penguin falling down the stairs.

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.

Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.

What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Roses are red Lemons are sour Lift your skirt up and give me an hour

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.

The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"

Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"

Roses are red.

Grass is green.

I think of you sucking my peen.

What’s red, blonde, and wet?

Saskia in grain.

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.