Red

Red Jokes

Vagina

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

Rhyme

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Mother

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

Mom

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

Prank

Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!

Mom

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

Poem

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

Penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

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  • Way

    Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.

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  • Nun

    What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.

    Queue

    Roses are red.

    Your passports are blue.

    Now go stand over there,

    In that very long queue!

    Dead

    I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.

    Emo

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

    Baby

    What is red, pink, and goes round and round?

    A baby in a blender.

    What is green, brown, and goes round and round?

    The same baby 3 weeks later.