Red

Red jokes

God

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

    Vision

  • Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

    They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

    Penguin

  • What's black and white and read all over?

    A newspaper.

    What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?

    A penguin falling down the stairs.

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  • Flag

  • Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.

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  • Zoo

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

    Story

  • True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.

    The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"

    Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"

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