Red jokes

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: The U.S. in 1919!

Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.

Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?

A frog in a blender.

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?

Because there is a red Sun in the sky.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

What do you call a red potato?

A tomato. 🍅

(I know it's cringe!)

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.