Red jokes
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.