Red jokes
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.