Red jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."