how do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it! (me like fortnite)
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Red hot 🥵
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
