Red jokes
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.