Red jokes
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
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Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Open your legs and give me an hour.
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.