Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
Red Jokes
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
