If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
yo mama cheeks are red idk why
Rose are red velvet is blue so are they
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
Roses are red Violets are blue Your wife needs Jon grudon too.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Roses are red Violets are fine Why is your life So much better then mine
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
