Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red Antarctica is in the south Get on your knees And open your mouth
roses r red voilets r blue all the worse jokes come from u
Roses are red, violets are blue, yk what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.🫦
What happens when premenstrualRaggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Roses are red violets are blue when i saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood
what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"
Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
Roses are red I sniff marijuana I have five fingers The middle one is for your vagina
today my idiot brother screamed"ahhhhh im dead!' but it wasn't really, so i d3cded to make it a reality until my sister came.............................
AND HELPED ME! - for once but then two minutes later my mom showed up, we k!lled him right infront of her and she screamed! "DONUTS AND PIZZA FOR YPU AND MORE IF YOU GO TO MRS ROBERTS HOUSE AND SAY HI AND BYE TO DADDY!!!!! and she hands us both a sharp tool and i say what about tommy??!!! arn't u MAD!!!!!!! then she replied who's THAT!!??? COZ HE AINT MINE HIS NAME IS TOMMY, TOMMY ROBERTS. so then me and my sister visit mrs ROBERTS AND SHE SAID OH THIS ISN'T ANYTHING IMPORTANT GO HOME! so then my sister nd i say hi! and do a countdount aftr that my nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR , MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL!😊😊😊 but then the police question us where daddy was so then mom said....................... oh he's moved on! so then the police officer was like ahem ma'm where! SO THEN I BELLOWED.......................... UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either🧐 i will ask my neibour nessy she'll obviously say YES or ill........................................
ok like for part two☺☺☺
Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad...to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you And so did I too So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Roses are red violets are blue your penis smells like stew and I want to eat it too
Roses are red Justin beiber is gay But most importantly You know de way
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
What's an indians favorite store?
Red dot
Roses are red violet are blue jets versus towers, USA lost two
Roses are red violets are blue oh you wanna die I wanna die too!!!
Latias is red Latios is blue you should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu
