Red jokes
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Open your legs and give me an hour.
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.