Recreation jokes

Why do people play basketball?

Because they want to learn how to suck balls.

What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

Why did James fall off the swing?

He had no arms.

What season is it when you're on a trampoline?

Spring time!

I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...

I was two tired.

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home base is.

Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?

A: Baked potato.

Why did the bike fall over?

Because it was two tired.

Peter's playtime.

I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know what home is.

Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?

In case they get a hole in one.

I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.

It's cavers.

I just bought a book about lamps...

So I can do some light reading over the weekend.

I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.