Recreation jokes
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
When you go to the community pool
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Peter's playtime.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.