Recreation jokes
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise egg.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.