Recreation jokes
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!