Recreation jokes

It's cavers.

I just bought a book about lamps...

So I can do some light reading over the weekend.

Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!

I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.

Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?

Because they don't have parents!

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?

Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do you call roller skates you can walk in?

"Wock n' roll."

I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...

I was two tired.

Some rules of childhood cricket:

1. Whose bat, his batting.

2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.

When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?

Touch base.

If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t have a home to run to.

khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.

What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.

What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.

Laugh now.

Why do people play basketball?

Because they want to learn how to suck balls.

I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.

Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?

Tupac-in-a-tent.

Why did the rapper go to the beach?

To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.