Recreation

Recreation jokes

Book

I just bought a book about lamps...

So I can do some light reading over the weekend.

Knife

I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.

Memes

Elephant

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?

Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Golfer

Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?

In case they get a hole in one.

Fisherman

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

Friend

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the beach?

To catch some sick WAVES of applause!

Orphan

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.

Laugh now.