Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Recreation Jokes
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
It's cavers.
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
S, ss, slalom. A.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
