Recreation jokes
Baseball is awesome!
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Memes
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.