Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Recreation Jokes
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Peter's playtime.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
