Recreation jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Puzzle
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Peter's playtime.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.