Recreation jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common? You can't even deal with it!
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.
I love riding my bike 🚲.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, but he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was in a wheelchair! 🤣🤣
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Having sex while camping is fucking in-tents.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.