Recreation jokes
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
S, ss, slalom. A.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.