Recreation jokes
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Memes
When you go to the community pool
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
