Recreation jokes
Three kids one day found a magic slide. There was a sign next to it that said, "Slide down and your wish will come true." The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river. He landed in a chocolate river.
When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money. He landed in a pile of money.
Finally, the 3rd kid slid down, and he said, "WEEEE!!!!!!"
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"
Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"
Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎