Recreation jokes
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Memes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
Peter's playtime.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
S, ss, slalom. A.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.