Recreation jokes
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.