Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Puzzle
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
