A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
Recreation Jokes
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.