Realization Jokes

That time when you realise that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible! I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my date 😡

I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.

I laugh when I realized that my suicide letter is way more longer than my sibling's college essay.

Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.

Then I realize "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."

You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl

I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.

Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!

I was on an orphans website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page

I was laughing my ass off when the 12 year old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival 🤣🤣🤣

Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.

Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!

1.You can ́t wash you ́re eyes with soap 2.You can ́t count you ́re hair 3.You can ́t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps

ha! it asked me submit a joke but then i realized im the joke

i was playing laser tag with my ex, but i (wink) didn't realize i had a real gun

If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?

The Mother and her Daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the Daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The Mother realized this and took off looking for her, after awhile, she found her tugging on a black man, the Mother asked "What are you doing" and the Daughter replied "I wan't the chocolate"