Realization Jokes

A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.

The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."

Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.

an assassin threatens a planet the planet remains calm the assassin:"do you not realize the gravity of this situation?

When Steven Hawking’s realizes heaven is only a stairway away

Man says "im flying" realizes he was pushed out of a plane.

I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.

My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.

When I was little I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people..until I turned 7 I realized that it was just people doing voices..sad isnt it

I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain

I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize why now she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her,but she was only able to give 50.

I was submitting this joke and i realised. Stephen hawking couldnt.

It had the recaptcha im not a robot

I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.

But one day I realized, they Israel

When you are suicidal comedic relief sometimes helps. These jokes sometimes help you realize how many more people feel the way you do and how ridiculous it sounds sometimes.

But joke time....

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!

I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read "its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path." People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.