Realization Jokes

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When Steven Hawking’s realizes heaven is only a stairway away

You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize when I did it hit me like a plane

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

When Covid spreads through food but you realized you live in Africa.

There was a little kid crying in the park today, i askd him where his parents were. Now i realize, man i love my job

When you realize you forgot to mop ur room you hear footsteps 🥋

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I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...

Whats in a mans mouth when he realizes he's gay

A dick

i was digging in my back yard and i found gold and i went to run a tell my mom but i realized why i was digging in the back yard

Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny's phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.

I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable -

but I never realized they suited me

John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.

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A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment she starts to roll over, and in the process she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her. Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.