Realization jokes

A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.

I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.

I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.

What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.

When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.

I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.

Banker: I have the right to take your money!

Me: Check my name.

Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?

Banker: *realizes*

Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.

A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.

The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

"Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.

Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.

Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?

Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.

Orphan: Realizes.

It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.

When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.

My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"

He didn't realize what was about to happen.

"That's what she said!"