Realization

Realization Jokes

A horse walks into a bar. Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes and that’s when he realized..... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter

I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems.... ...if I could just get the right people to try it.

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy

That time when you realise that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.

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I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible! I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my date 😡

I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.

My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.

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When I was little I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people..until I turned 7 I realized that it was just people doing voices..sad isnt it

I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize why now she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her,but she was only able to give 50.

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There was a little kid crying in the park today, i askd him where his parents were. Now i realize, man i love my job