Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.