What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat”
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
WRAP SANDWICHES
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY
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Why don't rappers ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck HIDING when your NAME’S always dropping
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, CHILL!”
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A MONEY MANAGER who counts BARS
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the BARS
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in TRAFFIC?
A cypher-circle
What’s a rapper’s favorite MARTIAL ART?
Punchlines
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW”
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ICE
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue? Sticky Minaj
Kobes favorite song was “it’s going down for real”
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
