Rapper jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
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What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.