Rapper jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Memes
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!