Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
flying into that girl booty
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!