What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A MONEY MANAGER who counts BARS
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up"
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high
Q. Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite rapper? A. Monoxide child
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rappiest with erectile disfunction
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue? Sticky Minaj
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To SWEEP the competition
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Spice
What do you call a rapper with a COLD?
Lil Sneezy
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
MC Presto
Kobes favorite song was “it’s going down for real”
Roses are red violets are blue polo G. is the goat but that means nothing to you
i would rather be drugged and robbed by cardi b than listen to her fucking music
What if Stephan hawking was the real slim shady but couldn’t stand up
What’s Kobe Bryant’s Favorite Rapper, NLE Choppa
