Rapper jokes
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Poor biggie😔
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Astronaut In The Ocean-By- Masked Wolf and watersharky Music Productions-
Astro-naut
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean
She say that I'm cool (damn straight)
I'm like "yeah, that's true" (that's true)
I believe in G-O-D (ayy)
Don't believe in T-H-O-T
She keep playing me dumb (play me)
I'ma play her for fun (uh-huh)
Y'all don't really know my mental
Lemme give you the picture like stencil
Falling out, in a drought
No flow, rain wasn't pouring down (pouring down)
See, that pain was all around
See, my mode was kinda lounged
Didn't know which-which way to turn
Flow was cool but I still felt burnt
Energy up, you can feel my surge
I'ma kill everything like this purge (ayy)
Let's just get this straight for a second, I'ma work
Even if I don't get paid for progression, I'ma get it (get it)
Everything that I do is electric
I'ma keep it in a motion, keep it moving like kinetic, ayy (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Put this shit in a frame, better know I don't blame
Everything that I say, man I seen you deflate
Let me elevate, this ain't a prank
Have you walkin' on a plank, la-la-la-la-la, like
Both hands together, God, let me pray (now let me pray)
Uh, I've been going right, right around, call that relay (Masked Wolf)
Pass the baton, back and I'm on
Swimming in the pool, Kendrick Lamar, uh
Want a piece of this, a piece of mine, my peace a sign
Can you please read between the lines?
My rhyme's inclined to break your spine
They say that I'm so fine
You could never match my grind
Please do not, not waste my time
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.