Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
