Rapper jokes
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
Memes
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.