What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Rapper Jokes
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
