Rapper jokes
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!