Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.