Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Dababy
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Kobes favorite song was “it’s going down for real”
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What if Stephan hawking was the real slim shady but couldn’t stand up
i would rather be drugged and robbed by cardi b than listen to her fucking music
Roses are red violets are blue polo G. is the goat but that means nothing to you
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
