Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Memes
Dababy
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
Rip Juice WRLD.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.