Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
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Memes
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What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Rip Juice WRLD.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.