Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Rapper Jokes
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Dababy
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
