Rapper jokes
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Dababy
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.