Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To SWEEP the competition
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW
What do you call a rapper with a COLD?
Lil Sneezy
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping DIMES
What if Stephan hawking was the real slim shady but couldn’t stand up
i would rather be drugged and robbed by cardi b than listen to her fucking music
Roses are red violets are blue polo G. is the goat but that means nothing to you
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady but no one knew because he couldn't stand up.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark
Rapboat sez he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at mcdonalds
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ILL RHYMES
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd Nothing they both can’t breath
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW
