Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Dababy
Rip Juice WRLD.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?