Rapper jokes
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Dababy
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
Rip Juice WRLD.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.