What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of CHILL FLOWS
Rapboat sez he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at mcdonalds
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ILL RHYMES
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady but no one knew because he couldn't stand up.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd Nothing they both can’t breath
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some RAP DEPOSITS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver
Why did the rapper go to SCHOOL?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
TIME RHYME
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
