Rapper jokes
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Rip Juice WRLD.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!