Rapper jokes
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Memes
Dababy
Rip Juice WRLD.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.