Rapper jokes
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Dababy
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Rip Juice WRLD.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.