Rapper jokes
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
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Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
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Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS