Rapper jokes
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Memes
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.