Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party? (Part 2) To leave everyone SPEECHLESS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
WRAP SANDWICHES
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why don't rappers ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck HIDING when your NAME’S always dropping
