Rapper jokes
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!