Rapper jokes
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
Memes
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.