Rapper jokes
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Memes
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”