Rapper jokes
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.