Rapper jokes
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Memes
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.