After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
Rapper Jokes
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
