Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
