Q. Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite rapper? A. Monoxide child
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rappiest with erectile disfunction
Why were the rappers late for their flight? They forgot to Pack
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics”
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne"
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party? (Part 2) To leave everyone SPEECHLESS
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up"
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of FLOW CREAMER
