Rapper jokes
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Cardi B has very long nails.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.