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At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.

Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector

Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?

Leather armor is made of hide.

Why don’t you ever see hippos hiding in trees? – Because they are really good at it.

I was with my blind friend, and he’s telling me “Yeah I can read braille”. So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read “Screw you, asshole”

Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.

Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!

I’m still playing hide & seek with my dad.

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run

a man had 10 dead and blooduy babys in middle of his livingroom. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest to hide?

-boner.

#babyjokes

Two cows were hiding.One said:"Moooo" The other one said:“Shut up! We’re hiding!”

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

Why can’t a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he’s always spotted

Bin laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years. 2001-2011

What would you call a person who hides in a a house for 24 hours and then kills them morgz.

Me: Hey wanna know my spirit animal

Friend: Sure

Me: Road kill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now

Friend: Wait, aren’t you dead

Me: Aren’t you my son

Friend: So that’s what mom was trying to hide from me

Have you ever seen the clown in walmart that hides from gay people? No… Really? Hahaha Grasshole

Why don’t people play hide-and-seek in the number 4.Because it would take forever.Get it? for-ever and 4 four so four ever.

My dad and I have been playing hide and seek. It’s been 15 years and I still haven’t found him.

Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey