At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”
Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector
I was with my blind friend, and he’s telling me “Yeah I can read braille”. So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read “Screw you, asshole”
Me: Hey wanna know my spirit animal
Me: Road kill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now
Friend: Wait, aren’t you dead
Me: Aren’t you my son
Friend: So that’s what mom was trying to hide from me
a man had 10 dead and blooduy babys in middle of his livingroom. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest to hide?
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why don’t people play hide-and-seek in the number 4.Because it would take forever.Get it? for-ever and 4 four so four ever.
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey