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At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.

Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector

Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?

Leather armor is made of hide.

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run

I was with my blind friend, and he’s telling me “Yeah I can read braille”. So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read “Screw you, asshole”

Why don’t you ever see hippos hiding in trees? – Because they are really good at it.

Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!

Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.

I’m still playing hide & seek with my dad.

Why did Stephan Hawkins and his wife stop playing hide and seek - she kept using a metal detector

Two cows were hiding.One said:"Moooo" The other one said:“Shut up! We’re hiding!”

Bin laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years. 2001-2011

a man had 10 dead and blooduy babys in middle of his livingroom. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest to hide?

-boner.

#babyjokes

I was remembering the time when lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn’t the best Idea especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

Why can’t a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he’s always spotted

My dad and I have been playing hide and seek. It’s been 15 years and I still haven’t found him.

a blonde a brunette and a redhead are robbing a bank. the police are soon after them so they hide in a bunch of barrels. the police arrive and search the area, they come over too the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it, the brunette says “woof”. “oh, it’s just a dog” says the police officer and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. the redhead says “meow”, “oh it’s just a cat” says the officer then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden the blonde says “potato”

What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire? —You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.