Tracy Latimer

Tracy Latimer jokes

Trip

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Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?

A. She had to go to GasTown.

Car

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I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

Life

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My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.

Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.

Murder

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If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

Mum

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Dog toys are getting out of control.

My mum's dog has a round bison bone.

Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.

Attempt

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Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

Inbreeding

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Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Kanye West

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I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.