Tracy Latimer jokes

I read a book on the Tracy Latimer case the other day.

It was a gas.

Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite Beauty and the Beast character?

GASton.

Dog toys are getting out of control.

My mum's dog has a round bison bone.

Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.

I thought Gastown was in Vancouver, not in Wilkie, Saskatchewan.

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?

A. She had to go to GasTown.

My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.

Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.

There are so many things about Tracy Latimer's murder that I wish I knew. Did he buckle up her seatbelt? Did he put the radio on for her?

Did he tell her she was going on a little trip to Gastown?

If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite actor?

Vin Diesel.

Tracy Latimer was described as cheerful, popular at school, and as an animal lover.

Just trying to gas her up a little bit.

Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?

A: Monoxide Child.