Tracy Latimer

Tracy Latimer jokes

Car

  • I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

    I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

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  • Life

  • My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.

    Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.

    Murder

  • If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

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  • Mum

  • Dog toys are getting out of control.

    My mum's dog has a round bison bone.

    Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.

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  • Attempt

  • Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

    My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

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  • Inbreeding

  • Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

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  • Kanye West

  • I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

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