Tracy Latimer jokes

Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?

A. She had to go to GasTown.

Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?

A: Monoxide Child.

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.

Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.

If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

Dog toys are getting out of control.

My mum's dog has a round bison bone.

Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.

I want my first time to be special.

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