Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
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Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!