Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.