Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Memes
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.