Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Memes
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!