Rapper

Rapper jokes

Shovel

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?

Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!

Rush

Why was the rapper always in a rush?

Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!

Fisherman

Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.

Memes

Map

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

So he could navigate his way through the rap game.

Studio

Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?

To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.

Tea

How does a rapper make tea?

He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.

Chef

What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?

A mixtape chef.

Shape

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he never skipped a beat!

Mc

What do you call a rapper who's always cold?

Chill MC.

Map

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

Because they were lost in the BEATS.

Zoo

Why did the rapper go to the zoo?

To find some WILD BEATS.

Therapy

Why did the rapper go to therapy?

He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.