Rapper

Rapper Jokes

Beet

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!

Studio

Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?

To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.

Tea

How does a rapper make tea?

He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.

Performance

Why was the rapper always calm during performances?

Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!

Kid

Why was the rapper always late?

Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.

Shape

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he never skipped a beat!

Day

What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?

FREESTYLE FRIDAY!

Mc

What do you call a rapper who's always cold?

Chill MC.

Dentist

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!

Lace

What did the rapper say to his shoes?

"You better lace up!"

Pencil

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.

Grape

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"

Rush

Why was the rapper always in a rush?

Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!

Beach

Why did the rapper go to the beach?

To catch some sick WAVES of applause!