Rapper jokes
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.