Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some CASH FLOWS
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick FLOW-TATION
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to CAPTURE the RAP STAR
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A BOOMBOXER
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
Chill MC
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the RHYME BUS
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME
Shat's the diffrence between depression amd a girl? XXXTentacion cant seem to beat depression.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS
