What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Rapper Jokes
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
