Rapper jokes
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
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What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"