Rapper jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!