Rapper jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
da baby
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?