Rapper jokes
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Rip Juice WRLD.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!