Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
Rapper Jokes
da baby
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
Cardi B has very long nails.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
