Rapper

Rapper Jokes

I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan . Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper. SO they didn't want to Post M"loan.

What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics”

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?

Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION

Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?

He was worried about getting stuck between the BARS