Rapper

Rapper jokes

Bank

What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?

Lil Teller.

Pervert

Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?

Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.

Legend

Like if you listen to Kidd G.

Comment if you listen to Polo G.

Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.

Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.

Memes

Orphan

What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?

He has family ties.

Gym

Why do rappers love the gym?

'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.

Difference

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

Loan

I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.

Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."

Song

I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!