Rapper

Rapper Jokes

Pervert

Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?

Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.

Gym

Why do rappers love the gym?

'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.

Legend

Like if you listen to Kidd G.

Comment if you listen to Polo G.

Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.

Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.

Orphan

What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?

He has family ties.

Difference

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

Loan

I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.

Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."

Song

I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!

Flow

Why don’t rappers ever get lost?

They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.

Hide

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!