Rapper jokes
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.