Rapper jokes
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"