Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU”
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept BOOING him off STAGE
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 1) "Give me a BEET”
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE”
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better LACE UP”
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A RHYME QUEUE
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the ICE-COLD RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
