Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.