Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
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How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!