Rapper

Rapper jokes

Shovel

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?

Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!

Kid

Why was the rapper always late?

Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.

Notebook

Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?

To jot down his RAP-SODIES.

Bank

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To make some cash flows.

Memes

Beat

Why don't rappers ever gamble?

Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.

Life

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!

Lace

What did the rapper say to his shoes?

"You better lace up!"

Pencil

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.

Grape

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"

Flow

How do rappers communicate underwater?

They drop some sick flow-tation.

Microphone

What did the rapper say to the microphone?

"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"

Coffee

How do rappers like their coffee?

With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.

Performance

Why was the rapper always calm during performances?

Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!

Life

Why was the rapper always happy?

Because he lived life on the rhyme side!

Bath

Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?

To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!

Dentist

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because he had too many FILL-INS.

Dentist

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!