Rapper jokes
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Memes
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!