Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!