Rapper jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Cardi B has very long nails.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.