Mc jokes
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
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What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
I bOi jug go CMC?
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Community talk
Finished building my MC house, took a day and a half to get the necessary materials, and another 2 to actually build it. Now im making an auto smelter in the kitchen :D
Yo, Mal, just read your prologue, it's epic, one thing is will say if you won't hate me, is the start is quiet sudden. If u imagine climaxing at a of 1 through to 10 you start at about 6 and to go up instead of 1. If you add in a bit we the mc is like walking to her bedroom, and maybe calling her name and not getting a response?
Also what site did u use I got smth I wanna start.
This is my last post on my crobook. I will try to be on my Xbox, hopefully I will see Mc Shooty again