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Mayo

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

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  • Priest

    What do McDonald's and priests have in common?

    They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.

    Memes

    Worker

    McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

    Ice Cube

    So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

    Sayori

    Sayori: *dies*

    Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"

    MC: "😨"

    Intelligence

    I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

    Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

    Sis

    Hi. Did sskskss sis askance ddodks sjissmsnsiam a sksddkddd mc?

    Game

    Clash Royale = CR

    Angry Birds = AB

    Minecraft = MC

    Talking Ben = TB

    Clash of Clans = COC 🤨

    Bill Cosby

    What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

    They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

    Community

    Yo, Mal, just read your prologue, it's epic, one thing is will say if you won't hate me, is the start is quiet sudden. If u imagine climaxing at a of 1 through to 10 you start at about 6 and to go up instead of 1. If you add in a bit we the mc is like walking to her bedroom, and maybe calling her name and not getting a response?

    Also what site did u use I got smth I wanna start.

    This is my last post on my crobook. I will try to be on my Xbox, hopefully I will see Mc Shooty again

    Sorry that took so long, it ain’t that good, but here you go face mc shooty

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