Mc jokes
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Memes
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
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What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.