Mc Jokes

What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?

"U Can't Touch Kids."

What place can you always find suicidal cows at?

"McDonald's."

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.

What do McDonald's and priests have in common?

They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.

Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

Sayori: *dies*

Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"

MC: "😨"

I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?

MC Shiver.

What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?

MC Healer.

What do you call a rapper who's always cold?

Chill MC.

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Clash Royale = CR

Angry Birds = AB

Minecraft = MC

Talking Ben = TB

Clash of Clans = COC 🤨

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?

MC Reel

What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.

What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.