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Mc Jokes

Mayo

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

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  • Priest

    What do McDonald's and priests have in common?

    They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.

    Worker

    McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

    Ice Cube

    So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

    Sayori

    Sayori: *dies*

    Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"

    MC: "😨"

    Intelligence

    I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

    Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

    Sis

    Hi. Did sskskss sis askance ddodks sjissmsnsiam a sksddkddd mc?

    Game

    Clash Royale = CR

    Angry Birds = AB

    Minecraft = MC

    Talking Ben = TB

    Clash of Clans = COC 🤨

    Bill Cosby

    What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

    They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.