How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His RHYMES don't add up
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A MIXTAPE CHEF
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra RHYME-A-JALAPENOS
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the RHYME SIDE
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept SPITTING ICE
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the BEAT
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh BEETS
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE CHAINS
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping BEATS, not BETS
