Rapper jokes
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
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Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.