What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh BEETS
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE CHAINS
