Rapper jokes
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!