Rapper jokes
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!