Weatherman jokes

I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.

Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?

He saw the climate change.

Why did the rapper become a weatherman?

To predict the HEAT of his next single.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?

What is the New York fireman's favorite song?

It's raining men.

It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...