Weatherman jokes
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
How is the weather down there?
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.