Rapper jokes
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Memes
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"