Rapper jokes

What did the rapper say to the microphone?

"You're my closet confidant!"

What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?

"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"

Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?

Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!

What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?

Heavy bars.

Why did the rapper become a plumber?

Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!

What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?

Mic Drops.

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?

To DEFINE his rap game!

Why was the rapper always so confident?

Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!

Why was the rapper always on time?

Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.

What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?

Captain Rhyme.

Why did the rapper become a banker?

Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?

Because he was too loud with his FLOW.

Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).

Why did the rapper become a magician?

Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.

What do you call a rapper who took a dump?

Lil' Crappie.

Why don't rappers ever become bankers?

Because they always break the BARS!

How do rappers make their money?

By dropping dimes.