Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.