Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.