Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
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How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Cardi B has very long nails.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.