Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills)
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game
