When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreck havoc on preschool
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
RAP-TURES
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some HOOPS
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME
What do you call a rapper who took a DUMP?
Lil' Crappie
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A RAP SCHOLAR
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS
Why did the rapper go to SCHOOL?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had MAD FLOW
