Rapper jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
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