Rapper jokes
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Memes
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"