Rapper jokes
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!