Rapper jokes
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!