How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the ANGLES covered
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To DIG DEEP with his lyrics
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my CLOSET CONFIDANT"
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some RAP DEPOSITS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING
