Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To DIG DEEP with his lyrics
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
“You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT"
