Rapper jokes

Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?

Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.

How does a rapper clean their house?

With a BEAT BRUSH!

What do you call a rapper who took a dump?

Lil' Crappie.

Why don't rappers ever become bankers?

Because they always break the BARS!

Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?

Because they have all the angles covered.

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

Because it was all about the TIMING.

What did the mic say to the rapper?

"Don’t DROP me, bro!"

What do you call a rapper with bad credit?

Lil Borrow.

What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?

Heavy bars.

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"

Why was the rapper always good at math?

Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.

What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?

Mic Drops.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!

What did the rapper say to his microwave?

"Yo, heat it up, fam!"

How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the track list.

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?

To DEFINE his rap game!

What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat!"

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?

Because they wanted to drop some hoops.