Rapper jokes

What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?

Lil Drip.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he knew how to mix up some beats!

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?

To DEFINE his rap game!

What is the most gangster paper?

Rapping paper.

How does a rapper keep their money safe?

In a RAP VAULT.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To master the art of RAP-LETICS!

Why did the rapper become a banker?

Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!

Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?

To WASH AWAY the haters!

What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?

"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"

Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

To see his FUTURE in the STARS.

What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?

NAP-TAIN

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?

Because he was too loud with his FLOW.

Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?

Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!

Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).

What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?

MC Shiver.

Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?

Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!

Why did the rapper become a magician?

Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get his ICE checked.