Rapper jokes
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.