Rapper

Rapper jokes

Voice

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"

Math

Why was the rapper always good at math?

Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.

Road

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some BARS on the other side.

Flow

Why was the rapper always well-dressed?

Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.

Memes

Rhythm

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"

Track

Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?

To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!

Beat

What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?

A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!

Dog

Why did the rapper go to the pet store?

To buy a dog for his bark tracks!

Bus

Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?

Because their car ran out of RHYME.

Shower

Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?

To WASH AWAY the haters!

Telescope

Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

To see his FUTURE in the STARS.

Nap

What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?

NAP-TAIN

School

Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!

School

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!