How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Rapper Jokes
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
