What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat"
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, HEAT IT UP, fam"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of WATER?
Lil Drip
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his BARK TRACKS
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT”
How do you know when a rapper's been in the KITCHEN?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're OFF RHYTHM, but I'll give you a hand"
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
UNBLINGABLE
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
What did the beat say to the rapper?
“You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT"
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS
