Rapper jokes
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Memes
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!