Racist jokes
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Memes
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
A black cat will be racist next.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!