Racist jokes
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Memes
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
A black cat will be racist next.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.