Racist jokes
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Memes
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
A black cat will be racist next.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.