Racist jokes
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Ur mum.
Ask a darkie for a light.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
"Ching chang chong."
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.