Racist jokes
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun…
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
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What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing, arrow!"
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.