Racist

Racist jokes

Alien

Things said by racist aliens:

"Some of my best friends are Green."

"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."

"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."

"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"

"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."

"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"

"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."

"Get out of my store you grigger!"

"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

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  • Monkey

    I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.

    Dish

    Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?

    A: The empty one!

    Shooting

    Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.

    Harbor

    Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?

    Page

    Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.

    Slavery

    When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?

    Communism

    All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!

    Rose

    Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.

    Pilot

    What do you call an African American pilot?

    A pilot, you racist bastard!

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  • Friend

    Friend 1: *turns off lights*

    Friend 2: *is there with us*

    Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!

    Stereotype

    Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?

    Because Americans are really good at separating colors.