Racist jokes
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Ur mum.
Ask a darkie for a light.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
"Ching chang chong."
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.