I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
I'm offended.
- Liberals
These are all racist. 😂
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
