Racist

Racist Jokes

President

I used to think all Americans were racist.

Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.

Racism

I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

People

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

Nuke

Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.

Fatman

why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

Japan

Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?

Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.

Harbor

Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?

Shooting

Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.

Dish

Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?

A: The empty one!

Racism

Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.