Racist jokes
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
A black cat will be racist next.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...