I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
