Racist jokes
Gordon Ramsay isn't a racist. If a team screws up, he screams at every person equally—no matter what their skin color.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing, arrow!"
People think I'm racist but I'm really not.
I hate everyone equally.
What is the difference between a black pilot and Charlie Kirk?
The black pilot is still alive.
I'm ashamed of some of the jokes I told that mocked disabled people.
So I threw in a couple racist ones to even it out.
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
I'm racist.
I don't like green cars.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
A black cat will be racist next.