Racist jokes
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
I'm racist.
I don't like green cars.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
A black cat will be racist next.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
I love all races, even the bad ones.