Racist jokes
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
"Ching chang chong."
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.