Racist jokes
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a racist community? America.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
Bread is racist.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Bill, that's racist!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?