Racist

Racist jokes

Guy

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.

  • 3
  • Food

    Did you hear about the new Chinese food?

    It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!

    Drug

    Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?

    Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.

    Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?

    People

    Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

    Memes

    Tree

    Why is a tree brown?

    If you are thinking about this, you are racist.

    Skin

    Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.

    Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).

    Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!

    Bully: Ew, no I don't!

    Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?

    President

    I used to think all Americans were racist.

    Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.

    Blood

    Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?

    A: Chicken noodle suwoop.

    Trash

    Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?

    Wetback

    I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."

    Difference

    What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?