Racist jokes
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
Ur mum.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.