What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Ask a darkie for a light.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Whats long and black. The line to KFC
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
What do you call a Muslim and an arab in a plane? Pilots you racist fuckers.
what did one twin say to the other? watch out for the plane!
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
What do you call a triggered white kid? A school shooter!
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
