Racist jokes
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
Ur mum.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
I'm ashamed of some of the jokes I told that mocked disabled people.
So I threw in a couple racist ones to even it out.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.