I love all races, even the bad ones.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Ask a darkie for a light.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
