Racist

Racist jokes

Gun

What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?

A water gun...

Asian

Why are all Asians so skinny?

Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.

Family

I think my family is racist.

I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.

Cult

What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?

Not all are friends.

People

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

Cop

What did the cops say when someone called him racist?

"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."

Bitch

Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.

Pilot

What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?

Pilots, you racist fuckers!

Man

What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?

"That is very Wong."

Racism

Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Cousin

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”