Racist jokes

I think my family is racist.

I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.

What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?

Genocide is racist.

What do you call a black person in a dark room?

Invisible.

Ask a darkie for a light.

How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.

What do you call a rich Asian?

A cha-ching.

Why are all Asians so skinny?

Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.

What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?

A water gun...

What's long and black?

The line to KFC.

What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?

Not all are friends.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

What did the cops say when someone called him racist?

"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."

Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.

What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?

Pilots, you racist fuckers!

Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.

What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?

"That is very Wong."

What did one twin say to the other?

"Watch out for the plane!"

Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What do you call someone who fixes walls?

Juan, probably.

When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?