Racist jokes

I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?

Genocide is racist.

What do you call a black person in a dark room?

Invisible.

Ask a darkie for a light.

How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.

What do you call a rich Asian?

A cha-ching.

Why are all Asians so skinny?

Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.

What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?

A water gun...

What's long and black?

The line to KFC.

What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?

Not all are friends.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

What did the cops say when someone called him racist?

"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."

I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.

Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.

What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?

Pilots, you racist fuckers!

When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?

What do you call someone who fixes walls?

Juan, probably.

What did one twin say to the other?

"Watch out for the plane!"

Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.