oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors
I’m not racist I just have black guns
I'm offended
-Liberals
ballz
Friend 1: *turns off lights* Friend 2: *is there with us* Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
How does white people backyard looks like, Cotton field!
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American? Cause Americans are really good at separating colors.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas"
Dark humour : hell !!! aren't people racist !!!
.... ,I'm gay
A. No B. Maybe C. Leave blank D Yes
A French, a German and an Italian make a race to who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, which after a quarter of an hour comes out. Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally the Italian enters who comes out after five hours. The French: "But how did you do it?" The Italian: "I killed one." The German: "So what?" The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Me: Spanish teacher why do we need to learn Spanish? Teacher: because you might go to Mexico and start a job Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
ur mum
What is long and the line is black? the line at KFC
Ask a darkie for a light
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian
Ching chang chong
There are 3 men: an American, a French and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane. The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty", the French says: "We are in France I touched the Eiffel Tower", the Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
