Racist jokes
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
These are all racist. 😂
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Bread is racist.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"