The 30+ Best 2020 Jokes

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019,2020 and 2021!

2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!

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There is nothing funnier than my life (Evan 2020)

I’m telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution

Everybody was kung flu dying It travelled as fast as lightning 2020 was expert timing In fact it was a little bit frightening

you like like a 2020 hologram of covid-19

Trying to make jokes in 2020- 2021 be like:

Comedian : When she went infront of the tv it took an hour till you can see the screen again.

Adiance : Why you gotta be so offensive

Comedian : Im not tr-

Aidiance : Oh so now your trying to debate?

Comedian : I-

Adiance : Now your acting racist?!

Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020 My attempt in 2021 And my attempt this year

What does 2016 and 2020 have in common? A monkey caused worldwide outrage.

Crimes in 2018- assault, murder. Crimes in 2020- coughing in public.

I Saw A Helicopter On January 26, 2020 Then Kobe Was On The News

So one day I was walking home from school with my best friend sally. She was worried to get home because she was going to tell her mom that bob the class rep got her pregnant a eight months ago and now it was obvious she was pregnant. So I said “sally it’ll be ok I’m sure she’ll be happy to get a grandson” “yeah thanks suzy” she said to me then went into her house. The next few weeks she didn’t show up to school so I was like oh she must be in trouble with her mom I’ll go check on her So I walk up to her house and her mom answers with a baby boy in her hands “oh hello. Is that Sally’s son!! Can I see sally?” Her mom says sure and I go inside but she leads me to the backyard and I see a tombstone “here lies sally 2004-2020” so I ask her mom in tears “oh did she not make it through the birth?” And her mom replied “you could say that..”