Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!
This girl came to me and said "I got raped in my sleep" I replied "I done it as a joke" -April 1 2020
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
I’m telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution
Everybody was kung flu dying It travelled as fast as lightning 2020 was expert timing In fact it was a little bit frightening
you like like a 2020 hologram of covid-19
Trying to make jokes in 2020-2021 be like:
Comedian: "When she went in front of the TV, it took an hour till you could see the screen again."
Audience: "Why you gotta be so offensive?"
Comedian: "I'm not tr-"
Audience: "Oh, so now you're trying to debate?"
Comedian: "I-"
Audience: "Now you're acting racist?!"
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020 My attempt in 2021 And my attempt this year
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common? A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Crimes in 2018- assault, murder. Crimes in 2020- coughing in public.
I Saw A Helicopter On January 26, 2020 Then Kobe Was On The News
So, one day I was walking home from school with my best friend, Sally. She was worried to get home because she was going to tell her mom that Bob, the class rep, got her pregnant eight months ago, and now it was obvious she was pregnant. So I said, “Sally, it’ll be okay, I’m sure she’ll be happy to get a grandson.” “Yeah, thanks, Suzy,” she said to me, then went into her house.
The next few weeks she didn’t show up to school, so I was like, oh, she must be in trouble with her mom. I’ll go check on her.
So I walk up to her house and her mom answers with a baby boy in her hands. “Oh, hello. Is that Sally’s son?!! Can I see Sally?” Her mom says sure, and I go inside, but she leads me to the backyard and I see a tombstone. “Here lies Sally 2004-2020.” So I ask her mom in tears, “Oh, did she not make it through the birth?” And her mom replied, “You could say that...”
Donald trump Is getting all the perks of 2020. He got covid and lost his job
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
I see 6 letters in the past I have 2020 vision I can see see 7 letters in the future i have 2021 vision
what do you say when trumps is still president during 2020? magic
Breaking news (2020): depressed pigeon misses shitting on people
Whats the difference between a five year old and and a Democrat.... The five year old doesnt expect you to do everything for them. (Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Sahapiro 2020)
