Racist jokes
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
These are all racist. 😂
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Ur mum.