Racist jokes
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
These are all racist. 😂
Memes
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Ur mum.
"Ching chang chong."
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
Bread is racist.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.