Racist jokes

What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.

What do you call a black guy on the moon?

YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!

"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."

I’m not racist. I just have black guns.

Ha, Uranus face!

Not in a racist way tho.

..., I'm gay.

A. No

B. Maybe

C. Leave blank

D. Yes

Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?

Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.

Ur mum.

"Ching chang chong."

Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*

So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"

Bread is racist.

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.

"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.

What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?

132.513.531.332

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.

What do you call a racist community? America.

Did you hear about the new Chinese food?

It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!

Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?

Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.

Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.