Racist jokes
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
These are all racist. 😂
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.