I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Ur mum.
"Ching chang chong."
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
Bread is racist.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
What do you call a racist community? America.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
