Racist jokes
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
These are all racist. 😂
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
Memes
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Ur mum.
"Ching chang chong."
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
Bread is racist.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
What do you call a racist community? America.