Racism jokes
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.