Racism jokes
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
Obese is the N-word for fat people.