Racism jokes
How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None, he fell.
Everyone is so sensitive about racial issues these days.
All I did was burn a couple crosses and I'm up on federal hate crime charges.
I'm ashamed of some of the jokes I told that mocked disabled people.
So I threw in a couple racist ones to even it out.
Why is America so good at Rubik's cubes?
They have a history of sorting colours.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
I'm racist.
I don't like green cars.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'