I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
Racism Jokes
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
