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Racism jokes

A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"

But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"

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    • A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."

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    • A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.

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    • What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?

    "I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"

    R.I.P. Floyd.

    I think my family is racist.

    I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.

    What do you call a group of black people in a shed?

    Antique farm equipment.

    Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

    Because a black person was approaching.

    I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.

    The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"

    Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.

    I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

    When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."

    What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???

    Batman can go out at night without Robin.