Why do I support slavery?
Because Iโm white.
Racism Jokes
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, itโs considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Whatโs the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.