Racism jokes
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
Bread is racist.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe