Racism jokes
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
Bread is racist.