Racism jokes
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
Light Yagami is being a bit rasict
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
These are all racist. 😂
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
Shit, if somebody invades America, the Crips and the Bloods are gonna call a truce so that they can get the big toys out and call Geneva achievement. White women would ride into battle riding lions, tigers, and bears while claymore-strapped rhumbas swept the streets. There's a reason Putin keeps threatening to boom boom us with the boom booms and make you see x-rays before you go go.
We have freaking cannibals still. Hell, we have more guns than people. Dodging bullets has become a rite of passage. Just look at how we raise our kids on caffeine and M16s playing Call of Duty. Then we send them into the warzone known as the American public education system with no weapons. No means to protect themselves other than with their fists. Here Timmy, fight off the bullets with your bare fist and hope you can zig-zag. Hell, the quiet kids in this country start dropping bodies just cause you teased them. The fuck you think's gonna happen when Timmy can't get his damn chicken nuggets and you took his internet out?
Hell, the gangs in America would no longer make their money off the drugs illegally. They'd be our medics and taking bets on kill shots. Don't even get me started on the unhinged millennials the moment they can't get their mood stabilizers. War crimes would become an art form and we'd run around like we playing Pokemon. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! Americans would turn war crimes into an extreme sport while the military stands back and records it just so they can show the rest of the world the example of why not to fuck with us. Shit, Geneva Convention would turn into a to-do list on every American household fridge. We take that shit so seriously we'd have Comedy Central sending Kevin Hart to tell us rules for engagement. Racism in America would be single-handedly by ended as Billy Bob and Tyrone high five because they think they just unlocked the super secret duck hunt level with foreign paratroopers. Shit somebody please threaten us with a good time. Invade the United States. Let us show you why the first color in our flag is red.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
Why is America so good at Rubik's cubes?
They have a history of sorting colours.