Racism jokes
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
Bread is racist.