Racism jokes
I'm racist.
I don't like green cars.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Why is Black Panther every cop's worst nightmare?
He is a bulletproof black man.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
What's black and doesn't work?
A filthy porch monkey at the zoo.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"