Racism jokes
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Racism.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.