Racism jokes
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Racism.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.