Racism jokes

I think my family is racist.

I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

*trigger alert*

Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?

Because there were too many black holes.

Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?

Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

A field of cotton waiting to be picked.

What do hockey players and cops have in common?

They both use sticks to hit something black.

Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?

A: Use dental floss.

What do you call two natives in a ditch?

A sleepover.

What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.

Everyone is so sensitive about racial issues these days.

All I did was burn a couple crosses and I'm up on federal hate crime charges.

What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.

What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."

How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black.

What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

What do you call it when school starts in Africa?

Black to school.

Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.

How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.