How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
Racism Jokes
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
Racism.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
