Racism jokes
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
These are all racist. 😂
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Driving lessons
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?