Racism jokes
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.