Racism jokes
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.