Race jokes
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.