Race jokes
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What do you call a black person?
Black.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.