I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
