Handicapped Person jokes
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.