I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?