Race jokes
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.