"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
"Mum, I just won this phone in a race!"
"Who was in the race?"
"The owner of the phone. And the police. I think they're at the door to congratulate me!"
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
