Race jokes
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.