Race

Race jokes

Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?

The turtle, because it can walk.

Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"

Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?

Two wongs don't make a white.

Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?

He can't choose between black or white.

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  • I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

    There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

    Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...