Race jokes
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
Run, bestie, run!
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.