Race jokes
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What runs but never stops?
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?
Boss: You're fired!
Me: Ok?
Worker: Why are you fired?
Me: Oh, you wanna know...
*shows him the oven with my pizza*
Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!
Worker: OH SHIT!!
Boss: Did you say pizza?
Me: I sure did!
*shows boss pizza in oven*
Me: This hoe black as fuck!
Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.