Question Jokes

GIRL: wanna come over to my house ORPHAN: i have to ask if my parents come home

Knock Knock?

Mustache

I mustache you a question, but I shave It for later!

Question : Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Answer : Tequila

A man is with his friend in a bar.

The friend, out of the blue asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"

Nervous, the man looks away.

The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."

The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh.. I thought you saw inside the basement.."

"Wait, wha.."

"What?"

I went up to a kid and asked are you an orphan? They said yes what gave me away? I said your parents

random Couple after their first night : Husband: it was very tasty.🥵 wife: aww thanks. Hus: does anyone had taste it before? wife:☠️

Q: What is 9 + 11 A: 9/11

dumb person: wat idk mean

person 1: I don’t know

dumb one: oh u don’t know okie I ask googol

person 1: wait idk means-

dumb one (to googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN

googol: I don’t know

dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

i saw a kid sitting on the curb and i asked him are you an orphan? he said ya what gave me away you're parents did.

What is brown and sticky? What is white and gooey? What long and hard? (Tell me in the comments)

there were 25 cows 28 chickens how many didn't

Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

Answer: Damn

I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is... . . . . . . . . She said nothing....

Luigi was dying had two sons Bruno was handsome but Alberto was ugly He said Maria tell me is the is Alberto my son Yes Luigi his wife said and he died happily Wife said thank God he didn’t ask about the other one !!

went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.

She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."

Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.