Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
