Question jokes
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
What has it?
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
What's 1 + 1?
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
Knock knock.
Who is there?
WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
Can you see me?
Why are people joking about this stuff?
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Grace...what stinks?
A doctor is at a bar one night and notices a young lady at the counter. He approaches her and says, "Hello there miss, pardon my intrusion, but I was curious to know, if someone were to pay you a million dollars to sleep with them, would you?"
The young lady smiles and says, "That's a lot of money, of course, I would."
The doctor smiles and says, "That's interesting, but what if someone were to pay you 5 dollars to sleep with them, would you?"
The young lady says, "What, are you joking? That's no money at all. Of course, I wouldn't. What do you think I am?"
The Doctor smiles again and says, "We already established what you are, now we're trying to establish a price."