Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
Question: what is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke? Answer: one is 10 babies in a trash can the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
You really gay. No questions added.
Riddler: riddle me this are you scared of the big black
person: Big black what
Riddler: ...
person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
Question; Why was "6" Scared? Answer; Because "7" ate "9"!
Mommy?
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Why?
